Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
haven’t you people ever heard of closing the gosh diddly-darn door
oH MY GOD
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
remember that episode on that’s so raven where cory married his two rats
“It’s from your past. Possibly your future, I always get those two mixed up…
Craig Ferguson, as he introduces Matt Smith (July 24, 2013)
Shut up Craig we know you’re one of us.
I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid
Oh my god
osric chau on twitter.
Im fucking sobbing
DAMN IT OSRIC. AS IF I WASN’T KEEPING IT TOGETHER POORLY BEFORE.
Hush little babies, don’t you cry
He was a winchester, you knew he’d die
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES