i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken
the Water Cycle
I want to reblog this every day for the rest of my life.
have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
Famous company logos on non-matching products
I feel so uncomfortable
When are they going to write a love song about PIZZA.
"if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission"
I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.
It IS normal. At least in my country.
(pictures are not mine)
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
this is what i’m wearing to the gates of hell. I could command armies in this dress.
do u have that one person who you kinda just
im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE